On Tuesday I decided to do a bit of tidying and made a discovery: I'm living in an episode of Hoarders.
Here is the pile of things I have that are still brand new. There are five pairs of shoes there!!
I am putting a stop to this before I end up crushed to death by a pile of junk in a house so cluttered it takes weeks for someone to find my body, or rather what's left of it after the stray cats and racoons get to it.
Also I'm going to stop watching Hoarders, it disturbs me.
Step One: taking all of my clothes and shoes out from my wardrobe and the attic (where I keep the clothes that don't fit in my wardrobe) and dumping them in my sister's empty room so I can sort through the whole lot. Ruthlessly.
What is wrong with me? I can't possibly wear all that. I don't even want to! That doesn't even include coats, of which I have 15, or the work clothes I have purchased for next year.
Anyway stay tuned for some Adventures in Decluttering! And tell me your tips if you have any, cause I am really going to need them.
(Sorry if you were expecting something else for Things I Hate Thursday! I was going to talk about Jessica Simpson's ridiculous singing voices, but now all I can think about is this mess.)